Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Why I bike.


  • two words: tighter ass.

  • I get to wear really tight pants and no one thinks its outrageous

  • zero carbon emissions (and better than nuclear)

  • biking to work gets the head going much faster than coffee

  • feels like flying . . . whheeeeeeeeeee!

  • I can scare tourist drivers by riding too close - watch out, you Lexus from Ohio! (please don't try this at home)

  • no more pesky fatty areas above my knees

  • absolutely, positively, the fastest way to get around DC

  • "hill therapy" to deal with anger issues and uncooperative boyfriends

  • no need to look for parking, have change for the bus, wait for a taxicab, or deal with the sweaty guy in the metro train (ick.)

  • safety first - harder to get mugged at 20 miles an hour.

  • I no longer fear you, extra bite of cheese cake!! Bwahahahahaha!

  • Critical Mass. Every 1st Friday. Dupont Circle. 6 PM.

Ride a bike today! : )


[PS - this is a re-post, but I wanted to share it with you again.]


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