Why I bike.

• two words: tighter ass.


• I get to wear really tight pants and no one thinks its outrageous


• zero carbon emissions (and better than nuclear)


• biking to work gets the head going much faster than coffee


• feels like flying . . . whheeeeeeeeeee!


• I can scare tourist drivers by riding too close - watch out, you Lexus from Ohio! (please don't try this at home)


• no more pesky fatty areas above my knees


• absolutely, positively, the fastest way to get around DC


• "hill therapy" to deal with anger issues and uncooperative boyfriends


• no need to look for parking, have change for the bus, wait for a taxicab, or deal with the sweaty guy in the metro train (ick.)


• safety first - harder to get mugged at 20 miles an hour.


• I no longer fear you, extra bite of cheese cake!! Bwahahahahaha!


• Critical Mass. Every 1st Friday. Dupont Circle. 6 PM.

Ride a bike today! : )

[PS - this is a re-post, but I wanted to share it with you again.]